I Saw the Sign!

Got this from a friend.. Wonder how accurate it is... Grammar wise, it sucks!

CAPRICORN WOMAN

A tall slim, cool and quiet woman. (Liar! tall? pwede na. Cool, pwede na rin. Quiet? Hmmm.)Once she is mad she can be very fierce. (you've been warned)
She can work better than some men and she is very high confident woman. (I am?) In her opinion, woman is not just a flower or decoration at home or at an office and certainly not a weak sex who needs protection. (Feminist Movement, on the roll)

She likes to control and hide her weak emotions. (sometimes) She will never try to change anyone, but she will learn to accept them as they are. If she does not like someone, she will not comments or criticize but she will completely ignore that person. (um....)

She hate plastic and an artificial flower because it make her feel that you are not being sincere. (bingo!) She loves real flower and it's scent. (guess my favorite flower... I am not being green minded here!) She loves a guy who wear after shave cologne. (Just don't smell like shit) If you are a type of a guy who wear your Jean one month before washing, or wear an old sneaker, then you can forget about her. (I am not that high maintainance, but hygience is a big plus factor!)

She loves music and nature even there is a rare case otherwise. She loves to go picnic in nature, so if you don't have so much time for her, you can take her fishing too. (I like nature! True so far)

She is not as jealous as Aquarius or Leo woman, but do not cross the line O.K. Better not to see she gets mad, especially in front of public when she feels like loosing face. (Losing face) She loves to make up and dress perfectly and very neat, so never rush her for this matter. (Depends on the mood, buster!)

She has her own goal in life and does not care if you have a doctorate degree or not, if she thinks you are not bright then she will not care about you at all. She likes smart people by character not by certificate shown. If you can not show her this quality, go and take a bus and go to the next stop. (So true, I want artistic intellectuals so if you're not one, hit the road buddy!)

She does not like a dreamer who talk about his dream but never put his hands in action to make it happens. Don't bother to tell her "everyone is doing it, you should do it too", or "I think you should do it, it's good for you", because she will do what she wants to do only. (Oh yeah baby!)

She is a neat and tidy person, (No way!) so if your apartment is a pigsty , do not take her there. (That's called protocol, you clean up before letting anybody in) If you go out on a date with her , try to be presentable such as nice and clean dress, clean nails or else it will be your last date. (Shows just how much a girl matters to you, look like trash, be treated like trash)

She is a cool type and will not nag, so easy on your ears. She is a slow but sure type. (Am I?) She will always respect and honor you and will never try to make you loose your face. (Quite contrary to the earlier paragraph's claim!) If she loves you, she will help you in anything you do.

She likes to help people and expect nothing in return. If she asks you for a favor and does not get one, she will feel very disappoint. She has a high hope and a high faith and beliefs in her own confident than believing in "Luck".

If she is your wife, you will have nice and clean home and a gourmet cooking. If your parents visit your house, they will be please. She is a 3 in 1 means , a perfect mother, a perfect housewife, a perfect wife or you could say "happily ever after". (I like the advertisement, thank you but no thanks - no intention)